The Festive & the Furious Trilogy

It all started when Heide spent two years working as Mrs Claus at a garden centre near Tamworth. She saw first-hand what happens when you mix festive cheer with family drama, broken props, and the occasional rogue elf. Somewhere between the tinsel and tantrums, the seed of an idea was planted.

Those experiences becameThe Festive and the Furious — the first book in our most outrageous Christmas adventure yet. Think less Love Actually, more Die Hard with mince pies.

Since then, the mayhem has snowballed into a full trilogy — packed with outrageous Santas, out of control reindeer and warfare between rival garden centres.

You can grab the books in ebook, paperback, or a festive trilogy bundle — perfect for reading by a log fire (preferably with mulled wine close at hand).

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Books in the Festive & the Furious series

The Festive and the Furious - When a rival garden centre threatens to overshadow Hedgelord's Christmas, Charlotte Mitchell battles runaway reindeer, sabotage, and festive chaos in this laugh-out-loud holiday romp.

Runaway Santa - Santa’s gone rogue and Charlotte is dragged into a high-speed chase across Europe to save Christmas with her rival Jack Hartigan complicating the sleigh ride.

Rise of the Elves - International criminals have taken over the garden centre and Christmas itself is on the brink —Can Charlotte and Jack save the season before it all unravels?

Buy all three e-books in our best-value Christmas Bundle!

We were so excited by these stories that in the middle of March 2025 we got together a group of actors and filmmakers and made our own mini-movie of the Festive & Furious stories. Watch the trailer below or scroll straight by to the books and merch!